um everything has been iffy lately.

keep reading for typos/bad grammar and weird remnants of stories i will probably finish never!!!!!



scribbling onto a pink paper towel given to Cooper, by the circular shaped person at the food co-op, they confessed, 

i wanna a kill my mind but keep my body alive. shrink-wrap over knees and elbows since I'll probably fall down a lot with no direction for my legs to follow. And do you ever just give someone a hug with the hope that all the cosmic qualities inside their nearly 5'6 medium will rub off on you.

refrigerated butter vs refrigerated margarine. 
Cooper scoffed up a bit of spearmint gum, and replied, "Is there a vegan option?"
the margarine looped around his brussel sprouts and they surrendered into the slightly burnt yellow liquid. 

when the person in a cat shirt left behind a red pen, cooper found it more fitting, and began writing more illegible feats of their life.

and i'm that that kid with brushed out hair who'd not attracted to you in a respectable percentage. I just feel that during those weak moments when i don't take my medicine at the right time, waking up all sweaty and annoyed will be less of a complaint if introduced by you crooked nose. You ever think somebody is so cool that maybe watching them glow would give the lightning bugs time to hibernate for a while? 

Yes I'm writing about a character OBVIOUSLY but this kid's name is Cooper, and they are a being who might just smile at you, armpits soaking and bathroom paper towels just make it worse, so they stayed their in the stall at the end, feverishly talking to their self about everything between mountains of 'like' and 'possibly' and unlocking the handle to a green door, was okay, but finding yourself staring into the mirror is not. I think the toilet paper stuck to the bottom of Cooper's skirt spoke louder than the tightening microscopes of confusion across the over 20 something faces of their "intro to ceramic arts" class. 


i told you there'd be more and by more i mean i'm writing an amazon review and i'll post it when my taquitos are done in the microwave,
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